And see the world hanging upside down

Lifeguard music video! Show all lifeguards!

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Inca Tern, a species of bird that lives in the Pacific coastline from northern Peru to central Chile are famous for their manly “mustache”.

Source

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juicyjacqulyn:

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

but srsly…. even those who are religious, don’t all suddenly thank a specific lord… maybe stop pushing your religious assumptions on others? cool beans.

if this actually happened, I hope he felt ridiculously awkward afterwards…

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paranoidpot8to:

THERE IS A FUCKING COW TRYING TO GET INSIDE MY HOUSE

I AM HOME ALONE

WHAT DO I DO THERE IS A COW PRESSING ITS FACE AGAINST THE WINDOW

tell it to mooove

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“every time you post something online the entire world sees it”

yeah then explain to me why my post doesn’t have more notes

Because they aren’t funny

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dontpanicloveotters:

Everyone needs this handout
Just finished working an 11 hour shift, in no mood for patrons anymore

dontpanicloveotters:

Everyone needs this handout

Just finished working an 11 hour shift, in no mood for patrons anymore

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dean-tacos-cas:

spookapple:

jackvessalius:

look what we have here

i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life

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halfbaked-alchemist:

HI

I am the potoo

I spend most of my time sitting on the edges of tree branches,

pretending to be a stick or dead leaf

it’s not as easy as it looks

I sing virtually exclusively around the period of the full moon

because, according to legend,

I am a mournful spirit in love with the spirit of the moon

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